Job search jokes for you to enjoy and to make you laugh. So you can take a break from your job search. And which joke do you like most?
Job Search Jokes: Student Loan Debt
When an applicant was asked about his salary expectations. He said: I need a high salary to pay off my student loan debt within 2 months.
Job Search Jokes: High School Teacher
A high school teacher was so unsatisfied with her current job. So she quit her job. There was a shortage of teachers. So she was so confident that she would find a new job quickly.
She started emailing cover letters to employers. And she attached the same resume to each employer.
Six months later, she was so disappointed that she had not received any phone calls.
Then she received an email from an employer that explained why she hadn’t heard from anyone. The email said: “You didn’t attach your resume. But I want to thank you so much for the roast lamb recipe that you attached.”
Job Search Jokes: Hiring Manager’s Resume
At a job interview, the job applicant asked the manager: Can I see your resume before we start? I want to check if you are qualified to conduct job interviews. Also, I want to ensure that you are qualified to judge job applicants.
Job Search Jokes: New Employee
The boss called an employee 6 months after she hired him.
The boss said: You have some explaining to do. When you applied for this job, you told us you had 15 years of experience. We just found out that this is the first job you have had. So you have no experience.
The employee replied: “That’s because in your ad, it said that you prefer someone with imagination.”
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